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List of Everybody who will be in rooms 209-214: People
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WHO'S GOING??? The same skanks/bitches that go every year!
FIND THE BEADMASTER! 2015
'HELLO PARTY PEOPLE!!!!! WHO'S GOING??????
DOES ANYBODY READ THIS PAGE? WTF???? THE BEADMASTER READS THIS PAGE!! :)
All my BITCHES!!!!!! Over 30 this year!!!!
— AWESOME!!! WONDERFUL CAN'T FUCKING WAIT!
BUTT PLUG BITCH
IN MY ASS BITCH
BIG RED MOMMA BITCH
GREY TOOTH BITCH
BETTY CROCKER BITCH
CAMEL TOE BITCH
I SMOKE A LOT BITCH
SMELLY BEAVER BITCH
GHETTO PASSPORT BITCH
CRACK WHORE BITCH
CHEEZE WIZ BITCH
YOU BUYING BITCH?
LOUD MOUTH BITCH
EAT EVERYTHING BITCH
THE ORIGINAL BITCH
HUNGRY HIPPO BITCH
NAPPY HAIR BITCH
TAKE A SHOWER BITCH
DRAGON BREATH BITCH
CROSS EYED BITCH
SMELL MY FINGERS BITCH
SIT ON MY FACE BITCH
SPIT IT OUT BITCH
BLOWN OUT BITCH
SPARE TIRE BITCH
COTTAGE CHEESE BITCH
ON YOUR KNEES BITCH
SAGGY TITS BITCH
OH SNAP BITCH
JUMP ON BITCH
ALWAYS DRUNK BITCH
BOOM BOOM BITCH
SUCK MY THUMB BITCH
LOOSE IT BITCH
LOST MY THONG IN MY BIG ASS BITCH
TRIM THAT BUSH BITCH
SHAKE WEIGHT BITCH
Woo Hoo Can't wait because my husband will not give me the time of day any more. Woo Hoo!! Sounds like fun! I hope I find you! !
"Walleye" (The Bead Master) LOL!
Describe Carpooling Details here.
I (Kimmy) will be headed to Bay City Thursday as soon as I can get out of work. We will be having our annual Pre-Perchville Party with Trisha if anyone wants to head up Thursday let me know. I will have Jamie, Jamie, Julie, Rosanne and myself, Gaylen & Kelli will be meeting us later Thursday. come join us for the gang bang!
Perchville Begins February 5
Party and Drinking Feb 6
Feb 7 always a Blur!!!! Party and drink some more
Feb 8th we made it thru another year!!!!!!!!!!!!
Who's bringing what? Post what you're bringing & any suggestions here...
* WiFi is available for free in the hotel
PERSONAL PACKING CHECKLIST
CONDOMS (Aunt Helen)
BEVERAGE CONTAINER (WATER BOTTLE)
CAMERA + CHARGER
CELL PHONE + CHARGER
EXTRA TOWEL AND WASH CLOTH FOR MY DIRTY BEAVER
|| WHAT WE NEED
||3 OUTLET EXTENSION CORDS
||MARDI GRAS BEADS
List Here any songs you want added to the CD
Raise Your Glass- Pink
LMFAO== Shuffelin !
Mmm Mmm Mmm Crash Test Dummies
Whip It- Devo
List Here any Quotes For The Room
1. What Happens In Perchville, Stays In Perchville!
2. Wow that is one hairy bush!
3. Kelly crashed Paul's Iroc! (hahaha...)
4. STUMPY HUMPER!!!!
5. Look at the pimples on my ass!
6. I kept my pants on but I lost a sock.
7. I broke the pretty one.
8. Beefy my cheesy!!!!
9. It's a celebration BITCHES!!!
10. We've got lots of fat chicks!
12. Holy SHIT are you Norwegian???
13. You were about to be fat chick road kill!!
14. What kind of toast do you want? Buttered... (TKR)
15. Brown Chicken, Brown Cow!
17. Oh, those Perchville virgins!
19. I'll eat it... LOL!
20. I did what??????
21. Who's that in my bed?
22. DRINK BITCH!
24. P.Y. at P.V. hellz yah!
25. Who makes this shit up?
26. It would have been nice if I came up here with friends.
27. Your name should have been breeder bitch!
28. Smell my finger.
Post Any Questions You May Have Here:
What is the theme this year? ~Steph G.
Hey girls its Kimmo.
The theme is "there may be a ring on the finger, but there is no lock on the box".
A ring don't plug a hole!! LMAO!!!
Jam out with your clam out!
Anyone need NICE beads?? FIND ME!!!!! I have huge saggy tits!
Hey There Huge Saggy Tits! ARE YOU GOING TO SHOW THEM TO ME OR WHAT??? I will if you show me that big hairy cock! Lol! Find me! Sounds like fun!
Three in the pink and one in the stink!
Pink is my favorite color! I love Pink!!
Does anyone have any Grey Poupon for my hairy nipples?
Any drinks you would like to list. We all have our faves but can always try new ones.
1 1/2 oz Malibu® coconut rum
1 1/2 oz Stolichnaya® vanilla vodka
1 splash cranberry juice
2 1/2 oz orange juice
2 1/2 oz pineapple juice
sparkling white wine (of your choice)
1 splash Lemon Lime Soda
1 oz Gin
1 oz Grain Alcohol (example Everclear)
1 fill Lemonade
1 oz Light Rum
1 oz Vodka
~Directions: Mix together with crushed ice in a glass and garnish with mint leaves
ROCK N RYE
Johnny Vegas Ghetto Style
That's all you need
DRINK UP BITCHES
Cut lemons & limes, mix everything together in a large container and shake until mixed.
Captain Morgan and Pepsi Throwback
OJ and Peach Schnapps
"Where is the Wild Turkey?"
Were gonna beleive the brokeness last year was a fluke and try it again!!!
DRINKING GAME - "DRINK BITCH!"
one person yells DRINK BITCH!!!! to a person. Then that person takes a drink yells OHHH YAAAAAAA then she yells at the next person and it just goes on from there.
Wow who ever came up with this idea needs to get a life. What an idiot!